How much longer are you guys gonna screw around?!
This is ridiculous! This is pathetic!
You guys should also...
You're eating hot pot...
What shall I do about this anime hell?
Should I ask the Great Will to reset it?
Oh no!
The script and reality are becoming mixed up!
"If we don't gain popularity, my job will be on the line."
And many other terrible things will happen~!!!
Sir! Sir! Please have mercy!
Please authorize the introduction of a new character!
"With this, even Hell is Heaven!"
None of our business.
Excel Saga has already entered it's second half!
That isn't love!
Love isn't that!
"I love, but I'm not loved."
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
"I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."
"This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away."
Just plainly without hesitation
"I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side"
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
Please excuse me and wait here for a while.
I understand.
"If you have some time, I don't mind if you come along."
"Thank you, but I modestly refuse."
Oh... I see.
Don't concern yourself more than necessary.
Public OO Midori Park. That's the rule of survival in this city.
Certainly.
"Without even trying, this is a location of sudden disturbances."
Am I... bothering you?
Yes. Very much.
Am... I... bo-thering... you?
No. Not at all.
"I'd like to know about that thing is situation."
Please continue.
Understand that the material ordering was done over a month ago
My work should be nothing less than perfection.
Are you saying...?
Here I go!
Please continue.
So you haven't done anything?
It's not that.
That situation is worsening.
I don't have any evidence just a strong feeling
I understand.
Until noon tomorrow.
"Eri-chan, it's snack time."
Let's go back home.
Okay!
So? What's today's snack?
"Well, I wonder about that."
Since it's a request from none other than my old teacher...
...I'll give my genius-super-express reply.
I... see...
"So, about those black boxes I received from you..."
... they're pretty much useless since they're so obsolete.
"My pride will not allowfailure, so I'll still deliver completely and perfectly."
"Well then,"
till tomorrow.
Hail....... U pala...............
That length seems to indicate your level of Ioyalty to Across.
But remember that everything has its limit.
I'm sorry.
"By the way, I don't see Excel."
Miss Excel is...
Are you going to tell me that she's been missing since the last episode?
Yes. Exactly.
I have a briefing on an important mission today...
I'm okay!
But I've been bad!
They ditched last episode by saying it was on end-of-year special or something like that...
...but it was actually nothing but a re-cop episode!
Couldn't it be because they were running low on scenery boards...
...or maybe they were trying to save money to comply with the decreased budget...
...or were they just slacking off?
"Through this and that after troubling myself with this issue, I have grown as a human..."
...and after 7 night I made a huge success!
Exit door confirmed!!!
"Senior, you're okay."
So! I'm late by about a week!
But I'm regretting it more deeply than the ocean.
"And until recently, I was the ocean."
I almost reached the bottom of the food chain.
"But thanks to that, to the awesome Excel instinct that helped me return here..."
"...with my strength through the counter-current, the word "hell" is not suitable!!!"
"You can relay the message to excel later, once she calms down."
Alright.
Well then!
The briefing of City Conquest Mission #4226 of our Ideal Realization Organization Across!
This is... Across City Conquest Mission #4226.
Th-This is an unstoppable sinulation!
Where?
Where's he?
Good Sleep.
It's almost the appointed time.
How unusual of him.
"He, a perfectionist with punctuality as his motto has notyet shown up."
"Was yesterday's suspicion that it would be impossible, correct?"
But he wouldn't do something so unexpected much as break in through the window...
Gojo Shinouji has arrived as scheduled.
Hi!
Go-Good job...
"Umm... first, I wanted to ask you something..."
That thing has already been rolled out and is now in operation.
It is perfect and complete.
Right~?
So where's it?
It's probably wandering around somewhere in the building.
Where did you say?
The basic personality has already been input.
There's nothing to worry about.
"At the very least, it's perfect and complete."
Right~?
"What the hell is Right~?!"
Taking my child here what the hell are you thinking!
"Don'tyou have any common sense, huh?! Common sense!"
"To a genius, common sense is meaningless..."
"You're talking crap again, you...!"
Please take care of the rest.
Certainly.
Excuse me... are you people of the City Safety Assurance Agency?
Yeah. That was the name...
W-
Nice to meetyou.
W-
Thi...s tim...e?
W-
... transferred here to the Safety Assurance Agency.
My name is Ropponmatsu.
W-W-W-Willyou marry me?
"Hey hey, what's your first name?"
I don't have one yet.
How old are you? Blood type? Where'd you come from?
Not available.
I guess I just got carried away a bit...
I'm simply reporting the truth. What's that?
Stop kidding already...
Doesn't he think it's strange?
He doesn't think.
That makes you so much cuter!
Oh well.
"Hey everyone, Ropponmatsu will be our new co-worker!"
Hei
I'm so happy to be with
such a beautiful lazy.
I'm feeling so happy!
Not really.
"Well, if there's anything you don't get, like filing, or area enforcement orders..."
"It's all boring work, but if there's anything you don't understand, just ask me!"
Excuse me...
This April budget report has an error in the third item of the bottom 5-digit number.
Really?
My calculations are...
"Ropponmatsu,"
"if there's anything you understand, please let me know."
I have a question.
Wh... What's it?
What's this marriage thatyou mentioned earlier?
"Oh, that's right"
"For example, it's something"
that guy would be unable to do.
that guy
I don't have to take that from you.
"It was a compiment, Mr.Wolf."
What's the reason for being unable?
I'm not 'unable'!
You're being immature in front of our newest member
Foolish
"If I'm immature, you're just a kid. Idiot!"
When did I say that?
Which hour!? What minute!? What second!?
"full, lunch time?"
Here Here! I found this place.
We're done introducing ourselves...
So let's go.
"Come, let's go."
Lose weight. Just lose it!
"Sumiyoshi, you don't have to worry."
"The weight limit is 600 kg, or 9 persons."
Who's that heavy?
What's I wata is weight?
He even skipped dinner last night.
Mission! Errand! Delivery item!
Three important jobs for me!
"Errand, Errand."
Doing an errand is a servant's jo....b!
And by the way...!
"No interruptions asking how I got back here, please."
Speaking of which...
I don't remember much of what happened back then...
"Hang on, Excel!"
"Damn, she swallowed too much watered..."
In that case...
Huh? No! What was that deep image about?
No! Enough! Enough! I've arbitrarily decided not think about it!
"Umm... Senior, that's an important package."
Wouldn't it be best not to treat it so roughly?
That's right!
"By the way Ha-chan, you got the destination from Master I Palazzo, right?"
Yes. About that...
"Then, please lead the way! Let's go!"
Turn right here!
Turn left here!
Left once again!
"So, where dowe deliver this to?"
Well... somehowthis sceneries different from what I expected.
"Eeeh? We followed your directions, didn't we?"
Turn right there!
Turn left here!
Then again...
I give up.
"Well, I guess I lost."
Doing errands is pretty tough work.
I guess you can't live on physical strength alone.
Um... excuse me...
What? Toilet?
"You have toilet paper, right?"
Don't forget to flush!
"Wash your hands, okay?"
What nice weather.
I wonder how Menchi's doing.
Ha-chan's really taking her time...
If she doesn't come back quickly we won't finish our errand.
"If we don't finish our errand, Master I Palazzo will..."
Ha-chan!
You should have told me it was that!
That was good!
"But Ropponmatsu, you don't eat very much, do you?"
Correct.
She didn't eat anything at all.
It's easier on the family budget.
"Well, nowthat lunch is over, shouldn'tyou guys be heading back?"
It would be risky to leave someone alone with you.
Is that the way is?
Look
Miss Ayasugi!
What's wrong?
Sorry everyone. I've got something to do...
Go on without me.
Good luck.
some to you.
What?
Mr. Watanabe
Mr.Watanabe?
You don't seem well.
Thank you for always noticing.
D-Do you want to go rest somewhere?
Yes plea...
Something has ended.
Ah! My back is getting all wet somehow!
It's soaking! It's soaking!
It's getting wet! It's soaking!
PLease reset! Great Willrof the Grand Universe!
Peddy
It's my fault.
I had that guy but I chose Peddy instead.
"If I knewthis was going to happen, I would've brought Peddy back to life."
He wouldn't have died again if I had done that.
"l, as a single woman..."
"Yes, as a single woman, I love Peddy...!"
Peddy!!!
Stupid Grand Universe!
"Anyway, I swore to mysef that I'd protect this city."
So I became a member of the Safety Assurance Agency.
That's a noble thought.
Eh? You think?
We seem to get along really well!
Indeed.
I'm so happy.
This's the first time someone agreed with me about that.
This is good.
Are you worried?
We're the city's Safety Assurance Agency.
"You know what that means, right?"
I see. How real.
"Hey, they said it was something dangerous."
It's covered with blood?
Cail the cops! The cops!
Let's go. Ropponmatsu.
We might see something interesting.
Morgue
I wonder why she never revives before she's declared dead.
How strange.
Good morning. Miss Excel.
It's definitely a box-like thing covered with blood.
What a situation.
This is interesting.
"Could it be, maybe you like horror stuff?"
I like horror too...
I understand the situation.
I'm currently jogging in the vicinity.
"Professor, what are your orders on traffic control and evacuation?"
"Hmm. I'll leave that to you, Momochi."
I'm heading to this interesting scene.
Please do.
Mr.Iwata. Go ahead.
Please listen to this calmly.
There's an explosive device contained inside that box
That's a Bomb!?!?
Are you sure it's a bomb?
Yes. Without a doubt.
"I don't understand the reasoning,"
but the blood gives a look of reality to it.
"Miss Matsuya,"
please prevent anyone from approaching the scene.
The professor will arrive soon.
What're you going to do?
"Wait, how do you knowthat...?"
I guess it's best to trust her... in this situation.
Ropponmatsu...!
Why don'tyou go instead?
you go
I'm asking for someone else to sacrifice themselves for the sake of our future.
Professor!
You don't have to say anything. I already understand the situation.
Everything is under control.
Professor! Ropponmatsu
is there all by herself...!
She's actually...
That's alright. She's actually an expert in matters like this.
"Ropponmatsu, this is Kababu. What's your report?"
"Light sensor, vibration sensorl, timer all are functioning normally."
This is gorgeous.
120 seconds remaining on the timer.
Everyone for immediate evacuation?
I'll leave it to you to take care fo it.
What!?
Run away! Ropponmatsu!
"Oh God, no!"
Light sensor silent.
Vibration sensor silent.
I expect nothing less.
Wow! she's great!
She's too fast!
Commencing timer and detonation switch disarmament.
Do it. You have 30 seconds left.
"I don't understand this but do your best, Ropponmatsu!"
"Shinouji,"
"I'm finally able to see your perfect and complete work."
Timer is released.
Disarming will be complete once I cut the detonation wire.
Good job.
Cool! It's just like a movie!
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
Ropponmatsu!!
Senior!
Senior... Mr.Iwata
Shall we go to the pool together?
Please don't look at me like that. I'm embarrassed...
That swimsuit suits you well.
To be seen by you... is enough for me.
Mr.Iwata...
I'm so happy that my circuits are going to burn out.
Me too.
"Senior, please register me."
And then put me inside your folder.
And don't ever forget my password.
explode
Roppon...matsu.
"Excel,"
let's hear the reason for your late report.
Well?
"From Master I Palazzo's side, right is left, and from my side,"
it's the opposite...
And today was awfully fast!
Ropponmatsu...!
We won't forget. We won't ever forgetyou!
"Right, everyone?"
You're alive...
"You're alive and well, Ropponmatsu!!!"
Umm... Sorry if I made you worry.
I got fixed. I'm Ropponmatsu!
Ropponmatsu?
She became really small
Nice to meetyou
who's the hell are you!?
Today's experiment... failed
That won't do
I've know in since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite of yours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look...?
"If you're going to eat me, please do it quickly"
So that this flesh won't become too lough...
"that is a cardiac I think, so invite everyone to in"
but it's too mesh
I only find the time capsule at underground
A little box committal on graduate
A girl with gree hair??
Another robot
make friends embarrass
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